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[Sassygrl]

[villageitiot]

Great Annoucement, I am forwarding this thread, other memebrs should too!

Also first time visitors-
Please help our penn jersey forum polls have some more meaning. Signed in members please take THREE minutes and vote in our polls. I know we are not even a month old yet, but it is weak that we have only 10 votes or so in most of them.

Thanks for the three minutes.

It is sad that our MOST VOTED poll has 12 votes all for one person
Worst President ever,
Worst president ever

Smoking in public places..
Smoking in public places..

Who do you favor for President? Can vote for more than one.
Presidential Election

Who will win the eastern NHL Conference.
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=65

Who will win the eastern National League Division.
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=73

Who will win the eastern American League Division.
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=74

Who will win Eastern NBA Division.
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=66

Do you support Death penalty?
http://www.pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?p=139

Who will win Eastern NFC Division.
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=64

What is your favorite State?
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=199

How much will you spend on holiday presents?
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=244

Do you believe in heaven and hell?
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=197

When do you think real estate market will bottom?
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=123

Who is your favorite Salem County Freeholder?
Who is your favorite Salem County Freeholder?

Relative Sickness of the NJ and PA Real Estate Markets?
http://pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?t=202

How do you rate the Salem County newspaper Today’s Sunbeam?
http://www.pennjersey.info/forums/showthread.php?p=822

Feel free to add your own polls too. I agree we should all vote whenever we READ a poll.

[PennJersey]

Surprise, AZ - City Mayor Joan Shafer announced to the local press this morning that children are no longer allowed to administer the “Cootie Shot” amongst themselves. “The children were becoming choosy and selective with who was to receive the shot. They became aware of the power they had and refused to provide releif for those who were suffering.” Shafer also made the public more aware of what exactly the Cooties Infection is compromised of.

The Cooties Infection affects 3 in 4 children ranging from ages five to nine and can be detrimental to a child’s health. The infection can spread quickly, a simple sharing of food or using a fellow classmates finger paint is enough contact for it to transfer from body to body. Children have been taught at the earliest age possible to give the shot to thier fellow peers by tracing an imaginary circle on the sick friend twice and then putting an imaginary dot twice in the middle of the circle saying, “Circle-circle, dot-dot, now you have the Cootie Shot”. But now, only parents are allowed to give the shot to thier children. Mayor Shafer continued saying, “The Cooties Infection effects most of our kids, and while letting them know how to give the shot can be life saving; we cannot let our kids have such a heavy responsibility placed on thier little shoulders.”

The Cooties disease makes children repulsive and disgusting to thier fellow peers, even to those who do not know them. Lisa Spinner, a six-year old in Surprise Elementary School said, “I think it’s a good idea to let the grown-ups take over giving the Cootie Shot, some people weren’t nice enough to give it to Bobby Greenham and his fingers fell off!” The Cooties is no laughing manner. Studies have shown that if left untreated, the Cooties can cause reclusive and shut-in adult behaivor whose only contact with others is through the computer game World of Warcraft. Shafer concluded saying, “We feel that if the parents have sole authority on giving the Cootie Shot, then no child shall have to suffer from the Cooties.”

Link to Cootie Shot Article from Penn Jersey

[villageitiot]

Originally Posted by PennJersey

Surprise, AZ - City Mayor Joan Shafer announced to the local press this morning that children are no longer allowed to administer the “Cootie Shot” amongst themselves. “The children were becoming choosy and selective with who was to receive the shot. They became aware of the power they had and refused to provide releif for those who were suffering.” Shafer also made the public more aware of what exactly the Cooties Infection is compromised of.

The Cooties Infection affects 3 in 4 children ranging from ages five to nine and can be detrimental to a child’s health. The infection can spread quickly, a simple sharing of food or using a fellow classmates finger paint is enough contact for it to transfer from body to body. Children have been taught at the earliest age possible to give the shot to thier fellow peers by tracing an imaginary circle on the sick friend twice and then putting an imaginary dot twice in the middle of the circle saying, “Circle-circle, dot-dot, now you have the Cootie Shot”. But now, only parents are allowed to give the shot to thier children. Mayor Shafer continued saying, “The Cooties Infection effects most of our kids, and while letting them know how to give the shot can be life saving; we cannot let our kids have such a heavy responsibility placed on thier little shoulders.”

The Cooties disease makes children repulsive and disgusting to thier fellow peers, even to those who do not know them. Lisa Spinner, a six-year old in Surprise Elementary School said, “I think it’s a good idea to let the grown-ups take over giving the Cootie Shot, some people weren’t nice enough to give it to Bobby Greenham and his fingers fell off!” The Cooties is no laughing manner. Studies have shown that if left untreated, the Cooties can cause reclusive and shut-in adult behaivor whose only contact with others is through the computer game World of Warcraft. Shafer concluded saying, “We feel that if the parents have sole authority on giving the Cootie Shot, then no child shall have to suffer from the Cooties.”

Link to Cootie Shot Article from Penn Jersey

Momma never told me THAT!

[Sassygrl]

I wonder if this year's cooties vaccine has had the same issues as the failed flu vaccine?

[bad1500]

all i know is after i saw this ad ( after never hearing of this cootie shot thing) i was giving everyone i know cootie shots, best part was they were then giving others cootie shots!!! Then my brothers g/f showed me these:

another variation of the cootie shot is "circle, circle / square, square / now you have it everywhere," in which a child expecting an immunization is connived by a friend into being infected with cooties throughout his or her body. A final shot is said "circle, circle/ knife, knife / now you've got it all your life" while using their index finger to draw vertical lines on the other child's forearm.
(taken from wikipedia)

[PennJersey]

It is very important that circle circle knife knife now you've got it all your life only be used with children that are older. It is too powerful for the youngin's.

Henry

[bad1500]

Originally Posted by PennJersey

It is very important that circle circle knife knife now you've got it all your life only be used with children that are older. It is too powerful for the youngin's.

Henry

so the first two are for lower school age kids and the knife one say middle school age or higher?... we'll figure out the science of this soon enough!